Doodle Cash Cata very emotional cat.the damage ↓
100% organic emotional damage

born to nap.
forced to
participate.

Nine lives. All behind on rent.

find me on pump ↗cry on X ↗

Still crying. Launch links coming soon.

he's fine.
(he is absolutely not fine)
A crayon drawing of Doodle Cash Cat, a little orange cat with enormous eyes and blue tears$CASHplease do not
ask about his portfolio.
there's baggage ↓
BIG FEELINGS. SMALL CAT. ✳ ZERO CHILL. ✳ IT'S PROBABLY FINE. ✳ BIG FEELINGS. SMALL CAT. ✳
Doodle Cash Cat at a kitchen table with bills and cold coffee, drawn in crayonan actual photo of the american dream*
THE VERY SHORT, VERY SAD LORE

the economy
ate his homework.

Doodle Cash Cat had a plan: nap in a sunbeam, contribute nothing, retire at three.

Then rent went up. His therapist said “have you tried being a dog?” And the self-checkout asked for a 25% tip.

Now he cries in crayon. It's cheaper than therapy and somehow still counts as a brand.

No master plan. Just a cat going through it.*emotionally accurate. legally a drawing.
diagnosis: existing.

not okay.
in good company.

join the group sob ↗

Bring your baggage. He has a box.